Some of the more notable (and laughable) utterings from the world of soccer over the last seven days

"Between the posts - that's where he's gonna get his goals."

Commentator Jamie Redknapp after Wayne Rooney scored against Arsenal on Sunday – Do some people get them somewhere else?

"Philippe was as good as we were going to get in our situation."

Phillipe Sendros, going from Arsenal to Everton on loan must have been delighted to get such a ringing endorsement from new boss David Moyes.

"We wanted three points, we got one. Maybe we dropped two."

Arsene Wenger after his Arsenal team drew 0-0 with Aston Villa. Maybe?

"That's as ridiculous a statement as he's made - and he's made a few in his time."

Disgruntled Villa Boss Martin O’Neill after Wenger accused his side of being a long ball team

"It seems like every foul is a free-kick."

Commentator Mark Bright finally getting the hang of this rules stuff during the African Nations Cup

"90 years old, that's fantastic. If I can even get halfway there I'd be happy."

Wolves legend Steve Bull, who will be 45 in March, commenting on fellow legend Bert Williams turning 90. Fortunately math skills were never required to be a prolific striker and local hero.